Have you ever noticed a cow’s seductive eyes?

Have you ever noticed the way it licks its lips seductively while it approaches you from the far end of the green grassy fields? It saunters towards you like a woman across a bar. Its intent is obvious – this cow wants to get it on. Now you’re horrified. This cow is going to have sex with you. Oh dear God. After that’s done, this cow is going to eat you. This is the apocalyptic world you are now living in. Brace yourself and curse every beef burger you ever savoured. So who is to blame? When a couple of scientists get together to develop an experimental bio weapon they end up creating zombie crazed cows who like to have sex with their human dinner before devouring it.  When the world descends onto chaos, three unlikely heroes are the only hope for salvation.

This is the hilarious genius of Michael Logan’s book ‘Apocalypse Cow’ which won the Terry Pratchett “Anywhere But Here, Anywhen But Now’ prize.  Logan is an author and freelance journalist who will appear at the Storymoja Hay Festival from the 13th to the 16th of September, 2012. For more information visit: